Amanda YouBetIAm (youbetiam) wrote,
Amanda YouBetIAm

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flee in terror......

Yoinked from i_am_lane

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

The government will not use the personal information you enter here for any purpose other than to register you to vote 1. By filling out this form, you attest that you are a United States citizen and that you will be 18 years old on or before Election Day. (If you will not be 18 on or before Election Day, but could pass for 18 and need some quick cash, fill out form V-18, available in basement room B-05 after 7 p.m. ask for Carlo.)

1. And for various other purposes.

That was from America (The Book) A Citizen's Guide to Democracy in Action put out by The Daily Show With Jon Stewart. I got it for graduation from artsyboi83, where it's been sitting on my nightstand ever since, where I will pick it up, turn it to a random page and laugh like a monkey. Then yesterday I was cleaning after I got a big box of books from amazon, and I put it was in a box with the rest of the books. Then I realized I still had to do i_am_lane's meme, and this one was the closest to me by virtue of it being the tallest. Right now I am having a huge problem with all my new books. I pick one up, read it for 10 minutes and start to think about another book in the box. It's really bad. Sigh.

Yoinked from someone on alienus's friend list (He left the window open, I normally don't go through other people's friends lists.):

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:youbetiam
Your haiku:left to build is the
wing that will be falling off
as he falls down to
Created by Grahame

Yoinked from artsyboi83

Current Location:Connecticut
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:English, Portuguese, French, and Mormon
The Shoes You Wore Today:Men's payless sandals
Your Weakness:Cats, sushi, chocolate, monkeys.
Your Fears:Not amounting to anything, being alone.
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, black olives, extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Get into a 4 year college.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:I abuse the smileys.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Must. Use. Toilet. NOW.
Your Best Physical Feature:My hair.
Your Bedtime:1 or 2 am.
Your Most Missed Memory:My aunt.
Pepsi or Coke:Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Neither.
Single or Group Dates:They both have their charms.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Snapple, baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke:Nopes.
Do you Swear:Fuck yeah.
Do you Sing:Yeps.
Do you Shower Daily:Try to.
Have you Been in Love:Yes.
Do you want to go to College:See above goal.
Do you want to get Married:Have been for almost six years.
Do you believe in yourself:Sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Only at night when Steve shakes the bed.
Do you think you are Attractive:No.
Are you a Health Freak:No.
Do you get along with your Parents:Fuck no.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yeps.
Do you play an Instrument:A little itty bit of piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:No.
In the past month have you been on :No drugs.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No.
Ever been Drunk:Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:Yes.
Ever been Beaten up:Yes.
Ever Shoplifted:Once when I was four, my dad made me go back and apologize.
How do you want to Die:I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A writer.
What country would you most like to Visit:France.


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