Ich bin einen Berliner. pssh, stupid Kennedy =)

Aber, es ist sehr geil dass er auf Deutsch sagt, "I am a jelly donut."

And this is why Kennedy got all the ladies. He was tasty and full of jelly.

Besides, who calls a jelly donut a Berliner. A jelly donut has jelly goodness, not Berlin-y goodness. :)

I bet Chuck Norris calls jelly donuts "Berliners."

I have spinster Aunts who could beat up Chuck Norris. And they eat jelly donuts for breakfast.

Are you kidding? Chuck Norris messes with Texas, and no one gives him shit about it.

Uhm, not to pick on your fine state, but do Texans ever give a flying rat's ass about people who mess with Texas? I mean our current President went around killing the mentally retarded, and no one gave him shit about it.

To be fair, there were a number of Texans who did give him shit about it... he wasn't a good listener.

(Most liberals in Texas congregate in Austin, so much that Austin doesn't even really seem like the rest of Texas.)

The whole campaign is about litter, actually. That's really it's purpose. "Don't throw shit on the side of the road, or we'll fine you $500." But Chuck... whenever he's done eating his bag of jelly donuts stuffed with the blood of his enemies, he tosses the wrapper on the side of the road. And no one gives him any guff about it. Because they all remember the Great Roundhouse Epidemic of April 1988.

1988? Were you even alive then? 'cause I was, and it wasn't all that scary, because in '88 Norris was already an old man with a walker.

When I visited Dallas in 1994, I got Don't Mess With Texas stickers for all my family because I couldn't afford real souveniers. Which is cheap, but, you have to love a litter campaign that gives away thousands of little tiny pieces of garbage.

Yes, I was alive in 1988. I was 5.

Texas is very inconsistent. It's a land of paradoxes and contradictions.

I was going to comment on the jelly donut thing, but Lane beat me to it. Bastard. I should reply like 100 times to gerbilsage in his journal just to pester him.

It doesn't annoy him. It only validates him. But if you do it enough he puts up a quote in his user info, and then you're immortal.

That being said, you should do it anyway. Tell him how mean he's being to 1144. That'll be good for chuckles.

Nothing I say is worth immortalizing. :)

Besides, 1144 deserves meaness. LOTS of it. She's so dumb. And narcissistic. And have you noticed she likes it when you pick on her? Like all female Randroids she's a masochist. She needs to grow a brain.

Was ist schlecht über Nomenkapitalisierungen? Ich mag Nomenkapitalisierungen! Es macht lesen so einfach!

Nomenkapitalisierungen bildet übermäßigen Gebrauch von der Umschalttaste. Keins Gleichgetragen aus Umschalttaste. Sie nicht sogarsind in der Lage, zu erklären, wo sie ist, weil die Buchstaben werden alle weg getragen.

P.S. Babelfish ist kühl, weil ich alle als wie drei oder vier deutsche Phrasen vergessen hatte.

That's really, really had to read.

Yes, well it doesn't teach grammar. :)