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Yoinked from pinkocommie (I love pinkocommie's username. She's completely fantastic and funny, and to top it off her username never fails to cheer me up.)

uterotristan
you are IN UTERO Tristan!


Which Tristan Are You?
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Yoinked from i_am_lane

Me Love You Long Time by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two areSoulmates
Your meeting was byFate
They are yourSweetheart
You are theirBaby
Your love willStay alive
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Still from i_am_lane, but with usernames. And I like this one better.

Me Love You Long Time by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two areIn love
Your meeting was byLuck
They are yourHero
You are theirBaby
Your love willBe the envy of the world
Quiz created with MemeGen!






Yoinked from convert_me

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Four especially needs converting to Moism. But that's what you get when heaven is an Amway program...



And finally, because Harry Potter quizzes are so rarely cut in this journal....

Yoinked from gentledove

Pirate Monkey's Harry Potter Personality Quiz
Harry Potter Personality Quiz
by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

This is what you get when you read a week's worth of your friends page in one very cloistered Saturday evening. Next, a post getting people caught up on my week. Be excited people!
 
 
 
 
 
 
i get a lot of random shit/praise because of this username. more praise than shit, but the shit is usually pretty mindless and amusing. like some dude or chick with the name p1mpzor69 or XxprittyangelxX telling me my username is retarded is really going to phase me.





*sniff*
It doesn't hurt that pinko commies are all awesome and vastly superior to AOL script kiddies. I mean who wants to be a pretty princess or a pimp.

(Even though my SUV was named the pimpmobile, but only because Bender said it on Futurama.)
anything said by bender is perfection.